Girl, That Form is Off the Chain!

Sometimes you just look at a blog and you know it be bangin'. Form is so important on these PWPs. It can make or break the project because is form is off-putting people won't read it. And that's supposed to be the point, right? Answer found here. Yes, just like when selecting a mate people are drawn to the physicality of the blog.

Let's Get It On
My goal is to form my blog into a shape as appealing as the cougar at your neighborhood bar. I'll try to woo the reader with aesthetically pleased placement and deliciously intellectual wordage. Or something like that. I feel as though I have hit a rhythm on REELApse. And that's a good thing in this analogy. In the words of the iconic Captain Zap Brannigan, "Prepare to witness the subtle waltz known as (blog) seduction!"

Zapp suffers from a very sensual disorder known as "Sex-lexia."

A Whole New World
Having completed countless essays, hundreds of pages of script, and more quiz questions than Tiger Woods' has mistresses I am ready for a new challenge in writing. The blog provides depth and visual aide like no other medium and I intend to use it to it's fullest capacity. People strive to innovate. The internet has reinvigorated writing. In a way, it's reinvented it. With endless possibilities, blog writing has a broad horizon.